1. I tried to but my cat laid down in front of me and I was forced to pet it
2. Getting out of bed was literally impossible for me today
3. I had the best of intentions completing whatever task, but I was too busy finding other “equally important tasks” to complete in place of the original.
4. I can’t do that without a substantial amount of coffee.
Find someone who will tremble for your touch, someone whose fingers are a poem.
|Me:||But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.|
|My brain:||Okay, but consider this: more books.|